Examples of funny errors in emails

I got the mail. It was in the spasm box.

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hello Madam

As per AICET, the following reference is complassory,

Total Volume - For per Branch - 500 Vol, i.e - for 4 branch- 2000 volume must be,

Total Title - For per Branch - 100 Title, i.e - for 4 branch- 400 Title  must be,

Hope that, This information helps you.

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Dear Sir/Mam,

we have got your mail.But not yet opened.So when we will open the same you will get the response of your mail.

Principal,

Gulmohar school

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Dear Sir,

I have completed three months in the company as per my contractual agreement I am allotted one leave after the first three months. I would like to take my first leave this month on the 19^th of October 2009.

The convenience caused by my absence is deeply regretted. 

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Email from an Institute expressing regret over non-payment of membership fee

"Aapnee tow jaanen, we are a govt organisation. That is why we are lating…."

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At the end of a message I often send "Best Regards" with my name at the end. Two times now I have sent the following when typing in a hurry;

"Best Retards"

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I have sent a few emails like "please find attached the report on the....." and then forget the attachment. Its OK when I realised straight away and resent it, but once I did this and then went away on holiday for 2 weeks. I came back to loads of emails from people saying "WHERE IS THE ATTACHMENT?

I haven't done this for a while. I've learnt from my mistakes...

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What causes earthquakes?

(Excerpts from an answer sheet of a class IX Geography student somewhere in Kolkata. The answer sheet was tucked inside my shirt delivered post ironing by the local iron-man i.e dhobi.)

The cause of mechanism of earthquake is the building, hospital are the earthquake to stop the mechanism of land of the earthquake to positive to earthquake is the cause of block the earthquake and mechanism is to come to the earthquake degradation to compounds of the earthquake to the earth of mechanism underground pressure to the land is degration to the soil of mechanism of the cause of the matter of the underground land have damage to that why earthquake is cause a damage, it like, Industrial to shape it to the and damage to the bad river and they have to grow in the water of and water goes in soil they have to grow underground land and they have damage that why earthquake is come to the earth and hospital they have chemical reaction to and they have land will goes on underground the land and land have become a damage of the thus why is called earthquake.